Dear "cool" people,
They didn't name a candy after you... did they?
Roses are red, violets are violet, get it right, or just keep quiet.
Does the fact that all of the Cullens know when you're on your period bother you?
Sincerely, that's creepy
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Sincerely, I look like a idiot
It gets to a certain point when sending me to bed early is no longer a punishment.
Sincerely, I would be happy to sleep more
You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?
Sincerely, you're a tampon.
Please never make an application that notifies you who's looking at your profile.
Sincerely, I would have a lot of explaining to do.
There's a HUGE difference between 6:55 and 7:00 am.
Sincerely, ...5 more minutes!
Dear controlling teacher,
I'm pretty sure going to the bathroom is a right, not a privilege.
Sincerely, sorry for being human...
Wikipedia, Twitter, And Facebook consume our lives...
Sincerely, we live in the WTF generation.
Sincerely, you just read that in an accent didn't you?
At least girls don't hate me...